Monday, October 19, 2009

The Jesus Cheeto

Jesus again....

Dear Mama Pt 2

Looks like Mama Bloggins didnt appreciate the 3rd Roomate post and the inhumane disposal of our old roomie writing:

Hi Kenny, I made the mistake of looking at your blog. I couldn't sleep because of that rat. That was so sad and horrible. The poor creature looked so helpless. What a horrible way to kill it. And it was NOT FUNNY. Don't get me wrong I'm not a rat lover, but there should be a more humane way to kill something."

Fear not Mama Bloggins, the rat felt no pain and was rendered paralyzed due to its spinal cord being severed from the sheer crushing force of the rat trap, after such trauma a little swim with the fishes was the least of his worries. Its the beautiful cycle of life Mom. You cant question why the great white shark eats the cute baby seal, thats just the way of the world.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The 3rd Roomate

For the last couple months, we had an unexpected visitor crashing at The Casa de Kenny. He moved in mid summer and quickly wore out his welcome. He never paid rent on time, he ate all my triscuits, he never refilled the Britta water pitcher, and he never shit in the bathroom like a respectable courteous roomate should. Needless to say, we had to get this bummy mutha fucka out the crib. We called in Montoya pest control to extract the bastard, and now that nigga is sleepin with the fishes......